magic johnson & johnson

enough of poetry, though i must admit the last one got me pretty excited. anyway, i hereby declare that i am a basketball GOD. that's right, it seems that i have all the makings of an all time great. in fact, i'm all set for the NBA. a tad unpolished, but hey that can be worked out. all i need to do now is learn how to shoot, pass, block, steal, dribble and not make a fool of myself and poof i'll be playing ball with people like dwayne wade and mcgrady! give me a few years and who knows, they might call me the new royal airness! hell, theyre already calling me his airness now looking at all the air balls i shoot from 2 feet away.

jordan eat your heart out-